Troll the internet for "just that one perfect item!"
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Step 2
"Oh Hai, Old Navy"!
Step 3
"Bird print wrap dress, you say?"
Step 4
"And it's on SALE?!"
Step 5
Gets 2 in different prints, because they're
Step 6
Throws in scarf to earn free shipping and because "Gray is the perfect neutral."
Step 7
Realizes she won't go home to pick up the package for 2 more months.
Step 8
Finds quite possibly the only Old Navy Outlet in the world with truck parking. Hello, Williamsburg, Iowa!
Step 9
Puts together a simple yet fabulous OOTD that said "I'm not trying too hard," for making contact with the outside world.
Step 10
Rereads items' fine print. Realizes the items are all "online only."
Step 11
Searches the interwebz again for coupon codes.
Step 12
Comes up empty handed and reluctantly places order.
Step 13
8 minutes later, a 25% off coupon arrives via email. *facepalm*
Step 14
*Politely* calls the Old Navy customer service dude at 4am...
Step 15
...and gets the total knocked down from $61 to $45.
Step 16
Begins counting the days until home time.
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